Hello interwebs. I’m A, and B and I just had this A-mazing (get it?) F-ing conversation. (I like letters.)

It was so rad I have to share the transcript with you. (We always have a transcriptionist with us. Don’t worry! We throw him our pizza crusts when he gets hungry.)

B: Hey A!

Me: Hey B!

B: This person I know was gonna write for a magazine, and I was like, I could do that!

(subtext: not a bright person)

Me: Fuck yeah!

B: Then I was like screw that, I could write my own magazine.

Me: Screw that!

B: Then I was like screw that, I could write whatever the fuck I want!

Me: Whatever the fuck!

B: Then I was like screw that, I should just hook the internet up to my brain, and they would make of that shit what they will!

Me: What they fucking will!

So then I stole B’s idea and started my own brain-internet hook up, i.e. blog.

Here it is. Booyah.