I like to make lists so I can

A. Categorize myself

B. figure out who I am

C. be an individual with opinions

D. not be a blank slate

E. Seriously, who the fuck am I?

(What are we really but a bundle of likes and dislikes, choices and life systems based on initial attractions and repulsions?)

Let’s begin!

Likes

1. donuts

2. dogs

3. dudes (haha jk, I meant ATTRACTIVE MEN DRESSED AS CLOWNS)

4. dinosaurs (not trying to D alliterate everything right now, but I actually do like dinosaurs)

5. tinted lip balm that offers real moisture, just a hint of color, and actually smells and tastes nice (not easy to find my friends, not easy to find. Same with the hot clowns. . . )

6. sleeping

Dislikes

1. dicks