Once upon a time, in magical Easter Land,

There was a chick named Bunny in an Easter punk rock band.

Bunny wanted to be a rabbit, and though she was not,

She sometimes dressed like a Playboy Bunny, and looked super hot.  

(The equivalent mag for women is Playgirl by name,

But dudes don’t dress as bunnies, and that shit is lame.)

One night Bunny donned her ears and fluffy little tail,

She went onstage to rock, and heard a ruckus and a wail,

All the rabbits freaked for this hard-rock Bunny chick,

She blew up the club, the country, then the universe like a rocket,

Fucking quick.

Happy Fucking Easter

(ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER)