The other day, I saw a man wearing Serial Killer Glasses. He helped me not hit a car when I was backing out of a parking spot, by giving me those little “keep coming” hand waves and thumbs up and stuff.

As I drove away, I gave him a merry little wave.  How wrong of me, I thought, to judge this harmless man by his glasses. I knew that by waving to him I had done a good deed: I had alleviated some of the prejudice that still exists in America against Serial Killer-looking people.

Later that night, as sense of terror rushed over me. I realized that the reason I thought “Serial Killer Glasses” is because he had the same glasses as the serial killer on American Horror Story. I thought, WOW. WOW, America. Good job.

I would have never been able to spot him, otherwise. . .  

In the words of the great composer Tim Minchin, “All I know, I learned from Telly.”

Thanks, Telly.

A and Associates would like to thank American Entertainment for helping us identify dangerous men, through the education of modern entertainment: including, but not limited to, men in wife beaters, men in beanies when it isn't cold outside, men with bad teeth, men with accents (excluding British) and all ugly men.